One Snarky Chica with Issues

I hate cell phones for a number of reasons. They make people drive like assclowns, they are always going in movie theaters, and plays, and so on. But the real reason I hate cell phones is that people just cannot stay off of them. I went into the bathroom at work and someone was in a stall talking on the phone while pooping. What is wrong with people? The first time someone calls me on a cell phone and I hear potty noises in the bathroom, I will break some shit. People are not so damn busy that the only time they have to call someone is when they are on the toilet. I wanted to wait and take that person’s cell phone and throw that shit down and be like ‘what the hell is wrong with you?’