One Snarky Chica with Issues

I’m not a big fan of cell phones. All they are good for is making people drive like asswipes when they’re talking on them.

What really irks me with cell phones though is when people can’t even go to the bathroom without talking on the cell phone. What is that?!? I was drying my hands in the bathroom at work when a co-worker came on talking on her cell phone. As she shut herself up into a stall she told the poor person on the other end of the phone,

“Don’t mind me, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom real quick.”

As if speediness makes the grossness factor a bit lower! I clearly doubt that whatever she was having a conversation about was so important that it needed to cut into personal pee-pee time.

Now, I’m sure that one of the reasons people do this gross little thing is because they think that they are multi-tasking. I suspect though that it takes them longer to go to the bathroom with one hand. Nevermind the fact that their cell phone will now have poopy germs on it. Ick. I just don’t get it people.

And while we’re on the topic of things that I don’t understand. Why do we call it a ‘bathroom’ anyways? I’m not taking a bath in there. Or a ‘restroom’? Because that is the last place I find good for resting. I’m thinking we should call it something more fitting, like the “relief room” right?